White people asking me questions about my turban (part 2)
Why his white dude bro voice on point tho. Lmao.
One morning, I was awakened by a knock at the door. I rolled out of bed, threw a blanket over my shoulder because it was cold, and made my way to the front of the house. I opened the door and a very nice lady of some sort of christian denomination handed me a pamphlet and launched in to a well-rehearsed spiel about accepting jesus in to my life when she stopped mid sentence and gave me a peculiar look. I used this pause in her speech to politely decline her offer and wish her a pleasant morning. It wasn’t until I looked at what she handed me that I understood why I stopped her in her tracks and then proceeded to laugh for the next half hour by myself.
This is me sneezing and it’s one of the most adorable things you’ll watch all day.
man lets reblog some cute happy shit
when you really hate the fuck out of someone but you cant say shit because everyone else loves them and you know deep down in your cold dead heart that they’re a terrible person
IVE NEVER DONE SO MUCH DAMAGE WITH ONE FINGER
what?? piE ? i gotta see this
ohhhh it says “piece” not “pie”
wait a second…
MAKE IT STOPAPAPFDG S
my anaconda dont
They’re poisoning them early
Her face is the overall emotion that everyone should be experiencing right now
You can not write the word “ignorance”. The future is on sale.Push aside and laugh at the karmic tale saying it’s superstition.
the “glitchy” part in the beginning is why i’m alive